Your hair dresser on vacation
A cloudy sky without a single drop of rain.
And now our cancelled tuesday night routines in hand
& it is a very yellow autumn. A coward one perhaps.
I know. It is all God's fault for ruining your pretext forecasts.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Text Me a Pretext
Friday, November 13, 2009
We're Jean E.T; Lost
Fuel rationing, aslo known as
The experimental public ωhorehouses.
Soon even to become heterogenous in gender.
Metro, buses & soon-to-adapt Taxi & Planes.
Aren't you done looking at her and pressing in him yet man??
سهمیه بندی بنزین یا همان
.طرح آزمایشی خانه های عفاف خیلی عمومی
به زودی حتی بدون رعایت تفکـیک جـنـسی
.شعبه مترو، اتوبوس و به زودی تاکسی وهواپیما
حاج آقا کارِدید زدنِ اون خانوم و چسبوندن به این پسره تون تموم نشده هنوز؟؟
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
OR-DINNERy Friday Prayers
"... Bullsh!t Bullcrap Bullsh!t
They make it seem they are victimized.
If they have Spetember 11,
we have June 12!
Which one is worse? ha America?"
June 12= Khordad 22 (Ahmadinejad's coup d'etat)
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Per "A"ers
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Weather Forecast
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Green Day
"Wake me up when Khordad ends",
a song I crave for these days.
*Khordad: Iranian month. Here refering to the rigged June elections.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Dumb-estic News
We start the domestic news with a report from Palestine...
Friday, October 23, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
What Goes Around Comes Back Around
People have invented explosive curses in their basements.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Potential
Miss, you totally look like my next future ex-wife.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Follow the President
I swear on Mahmoud's head, your honor!
I did consult ALL the kindergarten kids
before performing the surgery on the deceased patient.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Reputation
+ & what's your son's occupation?
- He is a Tehran prison interrogator.
+ hmmm... is he here for our daughter or our son again?
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Hell's Sister
Lack of Copyright rule perhaps has been behind the fact
that God has failed to shut down the prison's section 12?
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We got so good at cloning,
we cloned hell on earth.
Monday, September 28, 2009
BIA (Basement Inventors Association)
Hasn't anyone of you basement inventors,
Friday, September 25, 2009
Think B*tch, Thiiiiiiiiink!
Polo cost not Holo cost!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Back to School
"How did you spend the summer?" topic banned from all schools.
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Generally, Iran is a three-season country.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
His Father was an Engineer
Had no partners and hadn't married.
so when he died in the post-election
maneuvers-against-real-people in the country,
there was noone to claim his body.
So they burried God in a mass grave as well,
without anyone noticing.
Now, keep running from marriage!